Wasn’t it Hillary That Went After Nixon?
What Difference Does it Make?
They Both Are Liars
Hillary gives advice from experience
I’m gonna handle this Benghazi thing just the way Hill told me to.
So, here goes. “I did not have sex with that woman.”
The Muslim Brotherhood is Peaceful
Hey America
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Chairman Obama For Pope
WASHINGTON, DC – Sources close to the White House have learned that Barack Obama is planning to run for the office of Pope when the College of Cardinals convenes to elect a successor to ailing Benedict XVI at the end of this month.
Calling on the promise of Equality for All, Obama is said to firmly believe that the time has come for a non-Catholic to occupy the Vatican’s highest office.
Foreseeing a looming citizenship issue he states that he has discovered an Italian birth certificate that proves he was born in Rome before he was born in Kenya. “That Hawaiian birth certificate never has been worth what I paid for it anyway”, he noted. Continuing, he concluded, “And there’s no way that a handful of cardinals could be more expensive to buy than 10 million voters in Michigan.”
Further questions should be directed to Obama’s Papal Campaign Manager, Abdul Azeem Khan.
Jogging With Wild Bill
Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua. But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.
“Fifty dollars!” she would cry out from the curb.
“No, Five dollars!” fired back Clinton.
This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days. He’d run by and she’d yell, “Fifty dollars!”
And he’d yell back, “Five dollars!”
One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog! As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the “pro” would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he’d really been doing on all his past outings. He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the Secretary of State. As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker! Bill tried to avoid the prostitute’s eyes as she watched the pair jog past. Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled… See what you get for five bucks!?”
Slow Down
Hillary, Ask Bill What Difference it Makes
Silly Liberals Rewriting History
Hillary Asks “Ben Who?”
Ba bump bump
Anonymous – Message to the American People
Clinton vs. Titanic
You remember the story about Lincoln and Kennedy and all the coincidences in their lives Well, let’s compare the Clinton Video with the Titanic Video:
TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet.
CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet.
TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long.
CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long.
TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden
love, and subsequent catastrophe.
CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden
love, and subsequent catastrophe.
TITANIC VIDEO: Villain: White Star Line.
CLINTON VIDEO: Villain: Kenneth Starr.
TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist.
CLlNTON VIDEO: Bill is a B.S. artist.
TITANIC VIDEO: In one part, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill.
TITANIC VIDEO: During the ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined.
CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica.
TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
CLINTON VIDEO: Let’s not go there.
TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
CLINTON VIDEO: Monica’s forced to return her gifts.
TITANIC VIDEO: Behind the scenes: Leonardo DiCaprio is
wildly popular.
CLINTON VIDEO: Behind the scenes: Bill Clinton’s approval
rating is at 70%.
TITANIC VIDEO: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
CLINTON VIDEO: Monica… uh, never mind.
TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary.
Dr. Suess on Fornigate
I am Starr. Starr I are.
I’m a brilliant barri-star.
I’m here to ask, as you’ll soon see,
Did you grope Miss Lew-in-sky?
Did you grope her in your house?
Did you grope beneath her blouse?
Did she give you gifts and ties?
Were you spied by prying eyes?
I did not do that here or there!
I did not do that anywhere!
I did not do that in a chair!
I went not near her giant hair!
I did not join — even for fun,
The Mile High Club in Air Force One,
So stow your feathers and your tar,
I did not do her Starr you are!
Did you smile?
Did you Flirt?
Did you peek beneath her skirt?
And did you tell the girl to lie,
When called upon to testify?
That is it; you’ve gone too far!
I do not like you Starr you are!
I will not answer any more!
In fact, I think I’ll start a war!
The public’s easy to distract,
When bombs are falling on Iraq!
Bill & Monica’s Summer Lovin
Sing the song below to the tune of “Summer Lovin’” from the musical “Grease”.
Bill:
“Summer intern, had me a blast”
Monica:
“White house intern, happened so fast”
Bill:
“Met a girl, crazy for me”
Monica:
“Met the prez, down on my knees”
Bill:
“Summer days, sucking away, oh, I, but those summer nights”
Investigation Committee:
“Well, ah.. well, ah….well, ah. uh Tell us more, tell us more”
Linda Trip:
“try to remember your best”
Investigation Committee:
“Tell us more, tell us more”
Kenneth Star:
“Did he cum on your dress?”
Bill:
“Wanted to screw her but she had a cramp”
Monica:
“The prez is sexy – he makes my panties damp”
Bill:
“She gave me head, right in the White House”
Monica:
“I said OK, just don’t cum in my mouth:
Investigation Committee:
“Well, ah.. well, ah….well, ah. uh Tell us more, tell us more”
Linda Trip:
“he sounds like a swell guy”
Investigation Committee:
“Tell us more, tell us more”
Kenneth Star:
“Did he tell you to lie?”
Bill:
“Press found out, it turned into a mess”
Monica:
“He gave me fifty bucks to buy a new dress”
Bill:
“She promised to lie, she made a vow”
Monica:
“Wonder who is servicing him now”
Bill & Monica:
“Sex filled dreams, ripped at the seams
But………oh Those White House Nights”